single woman

No one can stand in the way of your travel plans! But ugh, if only you had someone to split the cost of a hotel room.
"When I think I'm winking, I'm actually just blinking."
Hate sleeping alone? Maybe you need a boyfriend arm pillow.
"Raise your hand if you accidentally dated someone for 9 months because you could easily share appetizers."
"Pooping with the door open. You'll never know a truer form of freedom."
There's a big difference between being on your own and being lonely.