Cracked

Now you can reach for a pack of "vaginal blood absorbency sticks."
The GOP approach is so obviously insidious, it's almost comical. Almost.
Violence and sex with robots has never been more affordable.
"We'll give you the miracle of flight — and then ruin it."
This pharma-jerk may sound all too familiar.
Wow, those graphics are amazing! And not in the game!
Gyms = Places you pay to move around inside their building.