Tweets

The Funniest Marriage Tweets To Get You Through This Week

"Rule #27 of marriage is clear: Dessert that is mine is only mine; dessert that is his is also mine."
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35 Tweets About The Sheer Joy That Is Grandma's House

"'Shows just kept coming on randomly one after another, it was wild!' -my child raised on Netflix, after visiting her grandma with cable."
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27 Hilarious And Accurate Tweets About Life In Your 40s

"Welcome to your 40s, you pee now 'just in case.'"
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37 Tweets About The Things Kids Are Afraid Of

"Please explain to me preteen boys and their fear of outerwear."
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The Funniest Marriage Tweets To Get You Through This Week

"My wife and I are currently on day three of a silent argument of who is going to clean the lasagna pan that's soaking next to the sink."
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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

"My 14yo asked me to get her ice cream 'as a reward for existing,' and honestly? Valid."
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The Funniest Marriage Tweets To Get You Through This Week

"My mother-in-law’s kid is the worst one in my house to deal with."
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The Funniest Marriage Tweets To Get You Through This Week

"The best detectives in the world are wives. There, I said it."
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The Funniest Marriage Tweets To Get You Through This Week

"When we pack for a trip my wife basically moves out."
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33 Tweets That Will Just Make Sense To Any Pisces

"Pisces have strong drunk-girl-that-compliments-you-in-the-bathroom energy"
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