Creeping. It can be a daily struggle for those who are shy, introverted, or horrified by the idea of human contact. But we've all been creepy at some point in our lives, and here's how.
The following creeping was performed in a controlled environment by a trained professional. Do not creep like this at home.
Just saying "skin to skin contact" is super creepy.
They would rather have that piece of lint dangling for all eternity than you touching them.
It's a very "Hellooo, Clarice..." kind of moment.
Like your eyes are undressing someone's soul.
Even your internal organs are like, "Dude, back the f**k up!"
It's the sound of paying with change that is creepiest of all.
There's no one around to hear you speak, but it's creepy because there's also no one around you to hear you scream.
One of you is pooping, and that's why it's weird.
Big thanks to HuffPost's own Suzy Strutner, Kate Bratskier, Sahaj Kohli, Julee Wilson, Patty Doma and Jenna Amatulli for letting me creep them out. And another big thanks to Tiara Chiaramonte for photographing and being witness to so much creepiness.
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