06/21/2013 03:20 pm ET

The Baby Bachelor Finale On Kimmel: Wesley Chooses Jesse Because Men Are Stupid (VIDEO)

Our worst fears were realized on the final episode of Kimmel's five-part series "The Baby Bachelor." Wesley chose the gold-digging Jesse over the impossibly perfect Gabrielle. Obviously, men are just born stupid.

Watch the devastating conclusion above. Let's just hope that 100% of baby bachelor marriages end in divorce.

On a side note: cheers to Jimmy Kimmel for this hysterical spoof, and to every single one of these adorable kids. If you missed any of the previous episodes here they are: one, two, three, four.