05/29/2014 02:03 pm ET Updated May 30, 2014

17 Shadows That Are Definitely Up To Something

For every cute shadow puppet or artsy silhouette, there are some shadows out there that are definitely up to something suspicious.

Turns out, shadows can be unintentionally inappropriate, slightly terrifying and can even get to second base when we're not looking.

Scroll down for 17 of the most eyebrow-raising shadows from around the web.

  • 1 Who's this guy?
    He's so mysterious.
  • 2 Meet the new personal trainer.
    Okay! Fine! I'll work out!
  • 3 Here's a not-so-helping hand.
    Keep it classy, kids. It's the prom.
  • 4 And another one.
    Hands off, mister.
  • 5 Get a room, you two!
    Beer pong isn't supposed to be a contact sport.
  • 6 And YOU two.
    Think before you crouch.
  • 7 These figurines are getting frisky.
    Every time the sun sets...
  • 8 Now that is how you multi-task.
  • 9 Even the bath is dirty.
    So, so, dirty.
  • 10 All right, come on now.
    This guy clearly has too much time on his hands.
  • 11 COME ON NOW.
    Yes, we're all 12 years old.
  • 12 Doggie Jekyll & Mr. Hyde?
    Man's best friend looks more like a beast.
  • 13 Towel-saurus Rex.
    Ah, what wonderful things a little MS Paint can do.
  • 14 Hey there, buddy.
    Where'd you come from?
  • 15 Are you there, God?
    Because it looks like you're on the garage.
  • 16 What's up?
    No, seriously. What's up there?
  • 17 :)