10/24/2011 01:15 pm ET Updated Dec 24, 2011

Guy Cuts Off Parking Meter With Saw? (VIDEO)

UPDATE: The NYPD has confirmed our hunch that this is not real. There is, in fact, no 16th Precinct in NYC. Who staged the video, where and how, remains a mystery. Nevertheless, we still enjoy it in terms of over-the-top catharsis.

Think you're good at arguing your way out of a ticket? Trust us, you're a chump.

These guys, however, have the brass, lack of respect for public property, and overall showmanship to go all the way.

Of course, for that officer's sake, we hope this was either staged or these guys spent some time behind bars.