12/10/2012 01:41 pm ET

Comedian Chris Hardwick Does Local Weather Report For Fox 17 Nashville (VIDEO)

Chris Hardwick's Nerdist empire has proven that he's a jack of many trades, but we never thought we'd see the comedian/host/podcaster doing a local weather report.

That is, until now. Fox 17 Nashville recently gave Hardwick the chance to fulfill a (lifelong?) dream of presenting the weather in the most ridiculous way possible. He manages to avoid dropping any F-bombs on live TV, but he does mention the upcoming apocalypse, tells a city that they're being stomped on by ogres, tells another city to put on bathing suits because it's 50 degrees out, and gets REALLY passionate about how useless wind direction reports are.

Basically, it was the best weather report ever. Watch the video above!

Via Splitsider