07/12/2011 12:55 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

ONN: Minor Train Accident Probably Did Not Result In Millions Dead (VIDEO)

Onion News Network reports on a train wreck that probably didn't cause the deaths of millions, despite the irrational fear it has inspired in the imaginations of those within the tristate area near the wreck.

Although the train carried less than 200 people, in the minds of those even remotely near the wreck, their loved ones' lives were almost certainly taken by the accident. By this point, the imagined dead could be well into six digits, although it should be noted that this number is wildly unrealistic.

ONN's Jim Haggery and Traci Gill reported on the outcry resulting from this minor train accident.


Millions Irrationally Feared Dead In Minor Train Accident