Bumpersticker Slogan Contest (Winners)

Second place, from"How much more compassionate conservatism can you take?"
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Yesterday, I ran a bumpersticker slogan contest here, in order to help the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee with their own campaign slogan bumpersticker contest.

Nah... actually, I ran it just because I thought it would be fun.

The results were overwhelming. In one day there were almost 150 posts. Narrowing these down to a list of winners was extremely hard, due to the fact that almost all the entries were excellent.

The only thing about the contest which disappointed me was there was absolutely no blatant attempts to bribe the judge. Oh, well... maybe next time.

The judging panel consisted of me and my wife. Our cat decided tiebreakers.

The winners will receive absolutely nothing, other than bragging rights for getting your name posted here. Bask in the glory and accolades -- you have earned it!

Without further ado, the top five winners in five categories: Republican, Democrat, Funniest, Best Use Of Cynicism, and Amazingly Subtle. And (at the end) my choice for Grand Prize Winner.

REPUBLICAN

Fifth place: sdsurfer

Of the corrupt, by the corrupt, for the corrupt -- vote GOP 08

Fourth place: nippersdad

. . . Vote G.O.P. . . .

Police State in '08!

Third place: patj

Liked the last 8 years? Rudy in '08

Second place: Dap

HOW MUCH MORE COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM CAN YOU TAKE?

First place: Rethymniotis

* * V O T E * R E P U B L I C A N * *

PARIS HILTON NEEDS ANOTHER TAX CUT

DEMOCRAT

Fifth place: ghostsofamerica

The Center Of American Values Is Liberal, Ask Jefferson.

DEMOCRATS 2008

Fourth place: SirReal1

Vote Democratic '08!

Be sure to use a "write-in" ballot!

Third place: AllAmericanAmericanBoy

I want my country back!

Second place: ghostsofamerica

Remember When You Felt Proud Of America?

You Can Again. VOTE DEMOCRATIC 2008

First place: jaundicedview

Fight the Red Menace! Vote Democratic!

FUNNIEST

Fifth place (Note: your login name would make a good bumpersticker, too!): CoulterIsASuccubus

Who Farted? Vote Democrat.

Fourth place: loslobo

Our VP will know which branch he's in

Third place: patj

Now it IS like Viet Nam?

Second place: CoulterIsASuccubus

Your Wife Is Next. Giuliani '08

First place: Qbear

Gitmo, Katrina, Iraq... Oh, my!

BEST USE OF CYNICISM

Fifth place: Gretchoid

Impeachment: Better Than Elections

Fourth place (Personal note: if everyone drove classic cars, we'd all have CHROME bumpers and wouldn't need to worry about bumperstickers on paint...): onegandolf1

Be nice to America, or we'll bring Democracy to your country.

Third place: RanTalbott

GOP '08 = Armageddon '09

Second place: dosch

VOTE '08

IT MAY BE YOUR LAST CHANCE

First place: SirReal1

WHO CARES WHO YOU VOTE FOR IN '08

YOU'RE SCREWED NO MATTER WHAT!

AMAZINGLY SUBTLE

Fifth place: SirReal1

Too cold where you live?

VOTE REPUBLICAN!

Fourth place: nippersdad

Spend your political

capital in the desert

----- G.O.P. '08 -----

Third place: progresemulo

Don't call me a chickenhawk -- I'm a War on Christmas vet.

Second place: stevemarvin

Bush '04, Giuliani -- Oh, wait.

First place: loslobo

IKE told us this would happen

GRAND PRIZE WINNER

The absolute best bumpersticker of them all, one I would proudly slap on my car, is by: ghostsofamerica

Voting Democratic?

Can I Drive You To The Polls?

Thanks to all for playing! We ought to do this more often...

[I urge all winners, and everyone else, to flood the DSCC site with all of your excellent suggestions.]

Chris Weigant blogs at: ChrisWeigant.com

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