07/01/2014 01:26 pm ET Updated Jul 01, 2014

The Honest Trailer For Tim Burton's 'Planet Of The Apes' Is Too Depressing

Screen Junkies

"Watch as the once-visionary Tim Burton gives a master class in how not to reboot a franchise." Yup, Screen Junkies' honest trailer for Tim Burton's "Planet of the Apes" hits the nail right on the head. Repurposed dialogue, a nonsensical ending and a super creepy kiss made the 2001 Mark Wahlberg-led film pretty awful.

The video sums up the film perfectly: "$100 million dollar version of 'Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals.'" Also Wahlberg stares at things a lot, and there's SO. MUCH. MOUTH. BREATHING. Enjoy the honest trailer and then read all the great reviews of "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" to try to forget about Burton's travesty.