There are many things you shouldn't admit on a public social media account. Near the top is talking about how hot your cousin is.
Late on Christmas night, Twitter user @Mobute -- a contributor for Deadspin and Esquire, among others -- went on an epic retweeting spree of Twitter users talking about how they found their cousins attractive. Apparently there are a lot of family holiday parties with some serious sexual tension.
The results are ... interesting.
Check out a few highlights (or lowlights) below, and be sure to head over to @Mobute's feed to read them all.
why do i find my cousin hot wtf is wrong with me :((((((
— ❁ Coleen ❁ (@mycoleenromance) December 26, 2013
mom can u disown me so i can date my hot cousin
— ❄kimberly❄ (@wolfgangniall) December 26, 2013
like what the fuck i have this rlly hot cousin in the philippines why am i attracted to him stop hes ur cousin kimberly ur sick kimberly
— ❄kimberly❄ (@wolfgangniall) December 26, 2013
MY HOT COUSIN HUGGED ME AND LEFT IM UPSET I DIDNT GET A PIC SMH
— addi (@dazedzouiam) December 26, 2013
MY COUSIN IS HOT WTF I AM FEELIN INCEST
— nail? (@OFFICIALALIX) December 26, 2013
My hot cousin is still hot and just so everyone knows I already know I'm going to hell
— Nicole Collins (@ncollinss) December 25, 2013
Hot cousin brought his gf to christmas noooo
— Hannah Marie (@hannahnsomecats) December 25, 2013
honestly the worst thing in the world is having a fucking hot cousin that you want to fuck but you cant
— Jade Ben (@JadeBen_) December 25, 2013
That dog is now licking my cousin's face a bunch. It's pretty hot I guess.
— coolin (@ColinBlanderson) December 25, 2013
And as a bonus, there's this -- the weirdest of them all: