11/30/2013 04:54 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Man Posts 'Lost Girlfriend' Flier Featuring Scarlett Johansson, Should Be Accepted To MENSA

What do you do when you're desperate for a girlfriend and, if given the choice, you'd really love for her to look like Hollywood bombshell Scarlett Johansson? Forget Match.com -- just put up a "Lost Girlfriend" flier, just like this guy did.

Seriously, this is so brilliant, we kind of wish ScarJo called him up just for kicks (we know, we know, she's engaged). The +614 hints at Australia being Mr. Smarty Pants' residence, so ... you can afford to call long distance, can't you, Scarlett?