This 15-year-old teen named Annie is very excited to tell you all about her legendary career in the thrilling motorsport world of NASCAR. There's only one small problem: we suspect she may not actually be a professional NASCAR driver.
We're also pretty sure she just had her wisdom teeth removed, which could be a contributing factor to what's happening in this video above posted by kief4diamonds.
You can probably guess exactly where this one is going. Click play to hear the hijinks unfold, and we'd all like to wish Annie the best of luck on her possible future fast-lane endeavors. To quote her mom in the clip, "You go, girl!"