08/07/2013 11:45 am ET Updated Oct 07, 2013

Stephen Colbert & Hugh Laurie Rattle Off FCC-Friendly Naughty Words (VIDEO)

Hugh Laurie joined Stephen Colbert on Monday's "Colbert Report" to bring his elegant gravitas to the most high-minded of affairs: Rattling off a list of words and phrases that the FCC has deemed appropriate for broadcast networks to include without being subject to a fine.

Even if the FCC doesn't consider "whack my sack" and "titties" to be worthy of a fine, you may want to use your earphones to listen to Colbert and Dr. House recite the words.