05/17/2013 05:49 pm ET

TLC Funeral Show: Network Is Look For 'Fabulous' Funeral Females To Populate New Reality Show

TLC -- home of My Crazy Obsession and 19 Kids and Counting -- has a new reality show in the works, and this one is really, really strange.

The network put out a casting call for "Fabulous Woman of the Funeral Industry." Yup. Interested applicants should possess "a BIG, BOLD, and ENTERTAINING PERSONALITY" and were asked questions like "Are you a fabulous mother-daughter funeral directing duo?" and "Did you inherit your father’s funeral business and have had to prove you are just as talented as the man who came before you?"

If any of these apply to you, then it is time for you to "shine!!!"

Click over to ConnectingDirectors.com to read the entire casting call in all it's amazingness.

The watch mortician Caitlin Doughty's priceless spoof audition video above.

[h/t Jezebel]