Sofia Vergara has got one of the hottest bodies in Hollywood, but she's also got one of the funniest mouths. Case in point: Sunday night at the SAG Awards, the "Modern Family" star relayed these choice words of advice from her father when she decided to pursue a career in acting. "My father told me if I did anything artistic, I would look like a hooker," she told Us Weekly. "I told him, 'With these huge boobs that I inherited from your mother, I already look like a hooker!'"
This isn't the first time 40-year-old Vergara has made a joke about her figure at her own expense. In September 2011, she famously compared her body to a transexual, telling The Advocate that she "loved it": "I look like a transexual anyway. I'm a woman, but I'm super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my makeup, and my accent. When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, 'I look like a transvestite!' I love it."