08/29/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

SHOCK: Government Discovers Double-Sided Photocopying, Saves $102 Million

With the budget deficit soaring toward $2 trillion, the Department of Justice has figured out how to play its part: double-sided photocopying.

There are other acts of national sacrifice. The Forest Service will no longer repaint its new, white vehicles green immediately upon purchase. The Army will start packing more soldiers onto R&R flights. The Navy will delete unused email accounts.

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