08/14/2009 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Chyron Of The Day: That's About Right

To be totally accurate it should probably read, "the death of journalism is foreshadowed by my presence on television," or "despite the fact that everyone blames the Internet for the demise of newspapers it's really people like me that instill a serious distrust of the media in the American psyche." But that's all wordy and shit. Frankly, it's pretty good as is.