07/19/2009 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Chyron Of The Day: Baby Found In Sandwich

Don't you just love weird town names? Like all those places in Britain called Olde Craptown and Ur Mumms A Whora? They make chyrons like this possible. A child was abducted by her father in Massachusetts, which happens to have a town called "Sandwich" which happened to be where the baby was found. Mothers and headline writers alike celebrated.