12/07/2011 03:33 pm ET Updated Dec 09, 2011

Frosty The Cheeseball Man: A Velveeta & Cream Cheese Holiday Party Trick (VIDEO)

Poor Frosty. It's got to be a bummer to melt. But it's way less of a bummer if Frosty is made of Velveeta cheese, cream cheese and just a little bit of vegetables. Once he melts, you can EAT HIM. This "audio/visual onslaught" of a video teaches you how to construct a cheesy version of Frosty the Snowman...and then delight in his suffering.

Turns out Velveeta rolls into a ball quite easily and Philadelphia cream cheese makes excellent snow "frosting," as host/humorist/chef/author Charles Phoenix shows us. Frosty, it's like we hardly knew ya. But you were delicious.