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Ryan Haydon and Stefani Piermattei

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Ryan Haydon and Stefani Piermattei are writers living in Brooklyn. This means they're unemployed. They met as students at DePaul University in Chicago. He thought she had a big mouth, as in "physically taking up a lot of her face." She thought he had a big mouth, as in "a-hole who won't shut up".