Joseph Minton Amann and Tom Breuer

Joseph Minton Amann is the founder of sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com and a generally snarky fellow. As an underground art dealer, Amann trades primarily in stolen masterworks. He has acquired and sold Edvard Munch's The Scream on three separate occasions. In his spare time, Amann dabbles in the restoration of both Byzantine icons and Hello Kitty memorabilia.

Tom Breuer is the co-author, with Joseph Minton Amann, of Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O’Reilly, Fair and Balanced, My Ass and The Brotherhood of the Disappearing Pants: A Field Guide to Conservative Sex Scandals. He has lived in Wisconsin most of his life, treading some of the same pathways (ideological and otherwise) as Russ Feingold, William Proxmire, Robert La Follette, and Charlotte Rae, TV’s Mrs. Garrett.

Joseph is interested in competing on CBS's The Amazing Race with Tom. If you are a producer of said program, please contact him. Tom has absolutely no interest in participating in CBS's The Amazing Race, so there will need to be some finagling.