The Smoking Gun

It's closer than the president may think, said the "Late Night" host.
The couple had been arrested for DUI and allegedly got hot and heavy in the back of the squad car.
He told an emergency dispatcher his wife had become "a black widow spider."
The arrest report notes that the driver's area of the car was “extremely greasy."
Students told officers the suspect was drinking wine in class.
A home security system recorded the depraved act, authorities said.