Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
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'I Am Sorry Ben'
Jenny Horton Davidson
2
'Don't Tease People About Their Skin Color'
Melissa Coyne
3
I Need Cash Now
Imgur
4
Time For A New Pen
Jake Clark
5
How To Cook A Turkey
Leslie Kennedy
6
Sister In My House
Imgur
7
I Made A Blob
Imgur
8
Dear So-Called Tooth Fairy
Lori Leibovich
9
A Math Homework Mystery
Heather Roberson
10
You Can Be My NEXT Boyfriend
Imgur
11
Can I Do Karaty?
via Imgur
12
Make It Rain Tacos
Imgur
13
Cloudy With A Chance Of Kale
Courtesy of Morgan Malaj
14
An Opinion Question
via Reddit
15
Macy's School Hairstyles
Bridgette Whisenand
16
Stating The Obvious
Imgur
17
Three Sentences That Mean The World
Imgur
18
Goals For 3rd Grade
Via Reddit
19
Dear Bill Clinton
via Reddit
20
One Track, His Mind Is
Angela Hedges
21
A Note From The Teacher
Courtesy of Mary Beth Holcomb
22
If The Shoe Fits...
via Imgur
23
No Toking
Amanda Kegley
24
'You Are A Superhero'
Michele Yulo
25
For Mommy
Shana Jameson Riley
26
Fantasy vs. Reality
Rebecca C.
27
An iPad Note For Mom
Laura Lopez
28
Snax
Kim Bongiorno
29
"Dear Tooth Fairy..."
John Chambers
30
Dear Obama
31
Three Little Words From A Boy With Autism
via Imgur
32
Happy Father's Day
Keith Pyatt
33
Dad Is Really Cranky
Mike Moore
34
My Hero
Jennifer Sevems
35
The Daddy Trofy
36
T Is For...
37
Interpreting Remainders
Brian Connors
38
Shine Bright
Thomas and Jamie Schull
39
Mommy Fact Sheet
Caroline Sheppard
40
Say, Listen, And Circle
41
Places That I Have Been To
Tina Wrinkle
42
"Col Me Baby"
Lauren Strongin
43
Happy Things To Think About
44
I Am A Freeloader
Reddit user allenme213
45
A Middle Schooler's Sage Advice
Reddit user Semiazai
46
Happy Early Mother's Day
Marianna Gidley
47
"I Will Miss You..."
Joe Webb
48
The Daddy Guilt Trip
via Reddit
49
She Knows Her Colors
Keith Yurgosky
50
Kid's Awkwardly Epic Spelling Mistake
via Imgur
51
Positive Ways Our Family Handles Stress
via Reddit
52
I Feel The Pain
adelaidenow.com
53
Waiting For Baby
Sue Sinclair
54
Things To Do To Bother Nick
Carolyn Gregoire
55
"I Really Love To Sing But..."
Liz Gumbinner
56
Joshua's Timeline
Sarah Becka
57
How To Be A Cool Person
Courtesy of Rusty Blazenhoff via Laughing Squid.
58
Matthew Had 20 Girlfriends...
Courtesy of Ashley Resch
59
A Crying Little Devil
60
My Ideal Friend
Courtesy of Nancy Molidor
61
Dear Disney Cruise Line
Jill M.
62
A Love Letter To Mom
Lori Leibovich
63
Sisterly Love?
Danette Mitchell Scheller
64
I've Never Seen A Man Cry Before
Jackson Miller
65
Thank You Michelle Obama
Jerad Langley
66
Do Not Disturb
Kerry Reifel
67
You Should Not Hit Dogs
via Imgur
68
Thank You For The Books
Scholastic Book Clubs
69
2013 Goals
Anna Barber & Chris Luhnow
70
A Question For Santa
via Reddit
71
Let's Not Fight
Stephanie Tishler
72
Dear Santa
Karen Clark
73
A Letter To The Queen
Louise Wayham
74
Spy Rules
Cassandra Byrd
75
I Will Not
imgur
76
Idea For Blog
Lisa Chedekel
77
I Will Be A Ninja For Halloween
Reddit user ErrantTexan
78
"Allergic To Facebook"
Elaine Acuna
79
If I Get A Boyfriend...
Liz & Scott Babashak
80
A Letter To The Tooth Fairy
Kiersten Lane
81
What Is Love?
via imgur
82
"I Love You More Than..."
via Reddit
83
I Am God
Cecilia Walker
84
Don't Forget To...
Kim Kalb
85
Ashley's Hurricane Rules!
Greg Taylor
86
Your Dad Is The Best WHAT?
White_Orchid on reddit
87
How To Raise Some Cats
Joseph Gormley
88
Chasing Annie
Sharee Hirschi
89
I Will Lie To Mommy
Trina Martin
90
Why Being A Girl Is Wonderful
via Imgur
91
Flow Of The Evening
Courtesy of Lynn Harris
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