Valentine’s Day? If you’re single, February 14 is just another Tuesday. A Taco Tuesday.
To distract you from all the annoying, coupled-up Instagram and Facebook posts out there today, we’ve rounded up 26 tweets about surviving Valentine’s Day as a single person. Read ‘em and try not to weep ― with laughter.
Valentine's Day is bullshit. I've just eaten a family bag of Doritos. Happy Tuesday.
— Adam Pacitti (@adampacitti) February 14, 2017
I ordered mcdelivery and told them im alone on valentines day so they gave me this 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/SItqQL0JIl
— king bo (@doublemacbo) February 14, 2017
It's 14th February. I talked to my crush. My crush told me about her crush. I'm crushed. #Valentines
— ¥UNG 🧀 (@amirdanialrahim) February 14, 2017
february 14 ain't nothin but a taco tuesday
— . (@efcey) February 14, 2017
If you're alone in Valentine's Day just know there's unhealthy couples ignoring the fact that they're toxic together by exchanging gifts
— ＯＤＢ (@Edward_gee313) February 13, 2017
"Everyone who's found true love may leave early today!"#valentines pic.twitter.com/I3cj5KNm1P
— Dead Homer Society (@deadhomers) February 14, 2017
Pizza Hut has heart shaped pizza for $13 right now until Valentine's Day, so now I have something 2 eat while Sitting on the coach single af
— andrew (@Okokandrew) February 9, 2017
When you're single on #valentines Day, but then you realize all the money you're saving #WhatIWouldBeDoingForValentines pic.twitter.com/DBP2qhVZLU
— Thabiso (@ThabiiisoN) February 14, 2017
do couples say happy valentine's day to eachother in person or is it just an instagram thing
— liam (@lixmkay) February 14, 2017
A moment of silence for everyone who made plans on Tinder to meet up Tues night and is juuuust now realizing they picked Valentine's Day.
— mah ree nah (@marinarachael) February 13, 2017
Goes Subway on Valentine's Day because everyone there will be single. pic.twitter.com/oH7oJLgMnU
— S.A🃏 (@Dreamvxlle) February 13, 2017
Tonight's #Valentines plans. 👇 pic.twitter.com/rZO6yiFA8z
— Lizi Legge (@GlassesGirl3) February 14, 2017
happy valentines day by any means necessary whether you're going on a date or masturbating and buying your own damn self some ferrero rocher
— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) February 14, 2017
Hope everyone who uses the word "bae" has a terrible Valentine's Dae 💘
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) February 14, 2015
HAPPY EATING WEIRD SUGARY MUSHED UP CACAO BEANS AND ALSO GIVING PEOPLE PLANT OVARIES TO CELEBRATE HUMAN PAIR BONDING DAY! #valentines
— Scientific Shark (@ScientificShark) February 14, 2017
Every day is like Valentine's Day if you have zero people trying to date you then too
— dizzle_saint_james (@Ummhowaboutno_) February 14, 2017
let's create a group chat with all the single people on Valentine's Day and we can roast cringey couples 👀
— Adam Waithe (@AdamWaithe) February 12, 2017
valentine's day falling on taco tuesday this year is a sign
— britta (@MOGirlProbs) February 14, 2017
taco bell will never wake up one morning & realize it doesn't love you anymore
I saved 💯% on Valentine's Day this year by switching to single 🙈
— Alex Bowman (@AlexBRacing) February 14, 2017
Remember for Valentine's Day, massage her, oil her up, lay her out, spread tomato sauce on, sprinkle some cheese, put in oven, pizza's ready
— The Drunk Jake (@TheDrunkJake) February 10, 2017
me on Valentine's Day pic.twitter.com/QBMCz1KbBv
— ㅤㅤㅤ (@damn_phillip) February 13, 2017
"What are your plans for Valentine's day?"
— w/ a dab of 🔧 (@IvyKungu) February 12, 2017
Me: pic.twitter.com/Agoi5YyV6P
valentines day
— Steve Stifler (@StevStiffler) February 14, 2017
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Happy Valentine's Day to all the single people. Today doesn't have to suck. Eat chocolate. Drink. Dance. Make friends. Have fun. Who cares.
— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) February 14, 2017
Be careful out there pic.twitter.com/ZwfyeM9qEg
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) February 13, 2017
Cash me in my bed on Valentine's Day watching Netflix waiting on the chocolate to go to 50% off at Walmart, how bow dah!!!!
— Allie Toler (@alliectoler) February 9, 2017
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