This Vampire Cat Totally Slays At Being Adorable

The kitty’s Instagram feed does not suck.
Monkey, the brute killer of leaves.
Monkey, the brute killer of leaves.

If your follow cats on social media, here’s some new blood.

Meet Monkey, a feline with fangs who has stolen Instagram’s heart.

"Yo!"

The 6-year-old cat has over 24,000 followers on the photo-sharing site, and a single picture of him can receive anywhere between 1,000 and 13,000 likes.

Monkey naps.

Yet Monkey would have never become an alluring fixture on Instagram if it weren’t for one fateful night in 2010, when he gave his future owner a serious fright.

"Take my picture, already!"
"Take my picture, already!"

Nicole Rienzie, 38, was in the car with her mom when Monkey, then a stray kitten, darted in front of the car. They nearly hit the little cat, and got out of the car to check on him.

Check out those peepers!
Check out those peepers!

Monkey, who had not yet grown his Dracula teeth, seemed unscathed but was tiny, skinny, filthy and flea-infested, with severe conjunctivitis in both eyes. Rienzie decided to take him in and find him a home.

Monkey is sleepy.

“At that time, however, I needed rescuing as well,” she told HuffPost.

Rienzie was mourning the loss of her father and a close friend, as well as dealing with chronic pain from a car accident. The cuddly kitten seemed like just the right medicine.

Monkey is mad.

“I believe he was sent to me,” she told HuffPost. “A guardian angel in the form of a vampire kitty.”

Rienzie decided to adopt him, and initially named him Sergio. But as his health improved, the cat’s silly and energetic personality began to explode, and Rienzie knew she had to change his name.

Monkey violently strikes out against a plant.
Monkey violently strikes out against a plant.

“He climbed, jumped, swung from everything like a monkey,” she said.

After caring for Monkey for about a year, the cat who seemed to be full of surprises shocked Rienzie once again by growing a pair of long, pointed pearly whites.

Monkey lurks in the shadows.
Monkey lurks in the shadows.

Rienzie took Monkey to the vet, and found out that his vampire teeth didn’t cause him any pain and just happened to grow in that way.

Monkey snuggling in Rienzie's arms.
Monkey snuggling in Rienzie's arms.

Today, a healthy Monkey is living a happy life, throwing Rienzie for a loop every now and again.

“His newest hobby is eating toilet paper,” she said. “God help me.”

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