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Russell Crowe Was Really Itchy Last Night

Jun 07, 2013
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Russell Crowe was on a routine bike ride last night (June 6), riding around town with his shaved-head of hair not really blowing in the wind, when out of nowhere a natural disaster struck.

"Some insect" got caught in Crowe's hoodie and his skin was the site of a tragic, full-on attack. Crowe reported on Twitter that he was bitten "9 times" on his neck and lamented he became "itchy as now."

Apparently Crowe was so distraught that he couldn't remember to tweet exactly how itchy he truly was. This is obviously a strange role reversal as usually crows fly around, snatching up insects all day long like it ain't no thing.

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