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Already known for its intricate story lines and strong female characters, HBO's Game of Thrones pleased fans with the first casting announcement for the fifth season: Rinske Torres, a recent graduate of NYU's M.F.A. acting program, will join the cast by portraying the large breasts of a Dornish whore.
"I am thrilled to be joining the ranks of the many beautiful boobs who've appeared on Game of Thrones," says Torres. "There are so many breasts who have set the bar very, very high. I just hope I can keep up!"
Though Torres lacks the resume of more seasoned tits, her theatrical training provides a strong foundation for the coming season. "I've done a lot of movement training as part of my theater education, which I think will really help convey my breasts."
Years of extensive circus training, dance, and extensive Viewpoints training help her inhabit this new, exciting, representation of the female anatomy: "I want to show the world how Dornish tits behave differently from those in Braavos or the Seven Kingdoms."
Since graduating in 2013, Torres has been performing on stages throughout the United States, and is looking forward to her work on the set of the HBO show starting this fall. After filming is complete, she dreams of performing at The Atlantic Theater Company, The Public Theater's Shakespeare in the Park, or as the naked buttocks in True Detective's season 2 opening sequence.
While Torres' casting comes as a blow to hopeful actresses everywhere, producers are yet to finalize casting for other notable characters, such as Naked Female Smallfolk Corpse, Burned Chest of Nursing Wildling, and Starved Braavosian whore.