Which is why she should never, ever be made to wear a wig. Unfortunately, as Aniston told Women's Wear Daily, her most recent role in "Meet the Millers" required a "half-wig" made of strands inferior to her own:
"I wore a half-wig on this film, and the girl who was washing the hairpiece wasn’t using my shampoo. So we would go outside and the rest of my hair would be totally tame and perfect, and the top [wig] part -- which I called my toupee -- would just start to look like pubic hair. It would take on a whole new texture of its own."
The hair Jen's referring to is the "dowdy" light brown bangs-and-ponytail situation spotted on the movie set this past summer.
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Jen was right: It wasn't her best look. Then again, the "Friends" star also once dared to call The Rachel "the ugliest haircut I've ever seen," a gross exaggeration if we ever heard one. So let's take such pronouncements with a grain of salt, shall we?
Now Jennifer has the sleekest strands in her new ad for Living Proof, with nary a pubic hair or toupee in sight. Check out both pics (and all of Aniston's past hairdos) below. Do you hate the wig as much as Jen did?
Behold Jen's legendary hair transformation:
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