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Hi! World-famous heroes, Twitter users and HuffPost Teen bloggers Emma and Celeste here. We are both writers who irrationally prioritize comedy and Twitter in our lives. We're each featured often in @HuffPostTeen's weekly roundup because of our good looks. So, we excitedly set out to round up this week's Teen Tweets of the Week with much vigilance and intensity. Please enjoy this list, which includes some of our finest friends and other teen peers who are sassy, dark, weird and/or hilarious on the twitter.com.
The hardest parts about life are:
- parking tickets
- when bags of chips are mostly full of air
- debilitating anxiety
— Celeste (@celesteyim) April 19, 2014
I got a pocket full of sunshine but the inside of my pocket does not protect from UV rays so I also got a nice tan in the shape of my pocket
— Emma McLaughlin (@pizzaree) April 23, 2014
i downloaded tinder on the family tablet
— fuzzy spring sweater (@clodiuh) April 23, 2014
The fridge is a clear example that it's what's inside that truly matters
— Lucas Slater (@slaterl97) April 18, 2014
it started out with a click, how did it end up like this? it was only a click, it was only a click: a song of internet procrastination
— Amy Parker (@aymee_parker) April 1, 2014
Rompers are a fun way to tell the world that you're trendy and you love to pee absolutely naked.
— Arielle Gordon (@reallygordon) April 24, 2014
DOGS AM I RIGHT
— Kami Baker (@Peeta_is_aBAKER) April 23, 2014
These bags under my eyes are Marc Jacobs
— Nathan (@luvyoulikexo) April 23, 2014
Someone could just write "marry me" on an avocado and I'd be theirs forever
— eden friedman (@edenfriedmannn) April 19, 2014
What's with people texting on the toilet? We need to go back to the good old days when people penned letters in longhand while they pooped.
— Royce (@Pies_R_US) April 24, 2014
i would listen to kevin spacey tell me my dreams dont matter
— slutty dad (@punjabri) April 22, 2014
If Taylor Swift and Lorde never open a clothing store called Lorde and Taylor. Then they've both missed a golden opportunity.
— Andres Cordoba (@AndresWhatever) April 13, 2014
Your kids are going to grow up and find your blogs
— Hazel Cills (@hazelcills) April 21, 2014
constantly confused as to which one is Tegan and which one is Sarah
— Avery MacDonald (@EarthToAvery) April 18, 2014
Baby boy, you stay on my mind. Fulfill my fantasies 🐰 pic.twitter.com/FebRujXCzx
— Care (@carelacroix) April 21, 2014
Let me use your Netflix account so I know it's real
— Hadley Oberg (@WhosUrDadley) April 15, 2014
I always wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy if Diddy feels like a young white girl who's a little sweaty.
— Naomi (@naomicalhoun) April 19, 2014
I drove past a field of lacrosse players and thought they were Civil War reenactors.
— Spencer Tweedy (@spencertweedy) April 21, 2014
Rest assured that even if your baby looks like Dobby the House-Elf, each of your Instagram friends will tell you how pretty (s)he is.
— Jackson Barnett (@jacksonbarnett) April 24, 2014
i take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell
— Aidan Alexander (@aidanjalexander) April 23, 2014
What today felt like pic.twitter.com/EgtM6DhjVX
— Katy Ma (@mamasgotchu) April 22, 2014