Aquarium Car Crash Inspires Bizarre Fish Joke (VIDEO)

Jun 20, 2011 | Updated Aug 20, 2011

"How did your fish die?"

"It was hit by a car."

Jokes don't come more streamlined than that. But the question remains: Would you be this chill after someone crashed their car into your store? Probably not.

Of course we're not sure what part of this we find more bizarre: the aquarium owner's levity, or the glee with which the Australian news anchors report on it.