This is easily the most entertaining child safety video starring an actor from "Home Improvement" you'll see all day.
Finally, Mark Taylor - dorky son of alpha male Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor - gets his time to shine. No longer overshadowed by his significantly cooler older brothers and their mullets, Mark rises to the occasion in this amazingly awkward PSA for child safety. Found and cut together by Everything Is Terrible, forgive us when we say...everything is awesome about this.
If you were wondering, yes that was an appearance by the boom mic at 2:13, and yes, that was an appearance by Richie from "Family Matters" on the milk carton in the beginning. So many 90s child actors are in danger!