15 Times Grape Was The Absolute Worst Flavor

Fake grape gives real grapes everywhere a bad name.

Fake grape gives real grapes everywhere a bad name. Grapes are delicious: They make wine. They're pre-raisins. They're an essential part of some of the best PB&Js. Why is it then, that grape-flavored anything is so predictably terrible? We're not sure, but you know it's true. Stop trying, grape, you've already done more than enough.

1
Welch's Fruit Snacks
Flickr: sweetfixnyc
In a parallel universe, it's the year 2084 on Earth II and these delicious, (somewhat) nutritious fruit snacks have become currency. The grapes obviously serve as pennies.

Photo via Flickr: sweetfixnyc
2
Jolly Ranchers
Amazon
You can actually buy just this flavor. Why you'd ever want to do that is another question entirely.
3
Gatorade
Amazon
This stuff tastes like Dimetapp, which reminds us...
4
Dimetapp
"Yummy"? You sit on a throne of lies, Dimetapp
5
Soda
Amazon
Actual grape juice gets a pass, but soda doesn't. It comes in a bunch of different varieties. They're all terrible...
6
Including This...
Imgur
We didn't even know this existed, but we're willing to bet that Japan has only expanded the ways in which grape sucks.
7
Tootsie Pops
Amazon
The only time you'll eat one of these lollipops just to get to the center.
8
Nerds
Amazon
Luckily for these Nerds, they usually come alongside strawberry, which can be mixed with grape to make it bearable.
9
Tobacco Products
Official PSDS
We know what you're really doing with these...but seriously, grape?
10
Jell-O
Amazon
It's alive! But the flavor will make you wish it wasn't.
11
Bubble Gum
Grape is the only thing that could make us not want Big League Chew.
12
Vodka
This is what college tastes like in hell.
13
14
Toothpaste
Amazon
Brushing your teeth with grape? You so crazy, Elmo.
15
Except For Maybe This...
Actually, it still tasted awful. But this Ghostbusters-inspired toothpaste is hard not to appreciate, at least for its nostalgia value.

Photo via Ghostbusters Wiki

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