Listen up, mainstream media: all those things you thought were #SochiProblems are completely misunderstood. Sochi's PR guy (Conan writer Andres du Bouchet) appeared on Thursday's show to explain everything.
The stray dogs? Just Disney characters. The cat falling through the ceiling? It was actually fixing the ceiling. Those cops beating the members of Pussy Riot? Nope, they were just giving the musicians an awesome spa treatment.
Trust him, it all checks out. Watch the clip above and then take back everything you've said about Sochi, the most perfect place for the Winter Olympics ever.