21 Rock Song Titles That Would Make Terrible Bar Pickup Lines

21 Rock Song Titles That Would Make Terrible Bar Pickup Lines
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"I want you to want me." -- Cheap Trick

"Don't stand so close to me." -- The Police

"I wanna be sedated." -- The Ramones

"I know what boys like." -- The Waitresses

"Girl, you'll be a woman soon." -- Urge Overkill

"Get out of my dreams, get Into my car!" -- Billy Ocean

"Can your pussy do the dog?" -- The Cramps

"Shock the monkey!" -- Peter Gabriel

"Let's get physical." -- Olivia Newton-John

"I kissed a girl." -- Katy Perry

"Kiss them for me." -- Siouxsie and the Banshees

"You can't always get what you want." -- Rolling Stones

"Mama told me not to come." -- Three Dog Night

"Come on Eileen." (if her name isn't Eileen) -- Dexy's Midnight Runners

"Mama said knock you out." --- LL Cool J

"Do you wanna touch me there?" -- Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

"Stop draggin' my heart around." --Tom Petty / Stevie Nicks

"Don't fear the reaper." -- Blue Oyster Cult

"I can't dance." -- Genesis

"Don't speak." -- No Doubt

"Bitch." -- Rolling Stones

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And Seven Rock Song Titles That Might Make Good Pickup Lines:

"Who are you?" -- The Who

"I wanna hold your hand." -- The Beatles

"Should I stay, or should I go?" -- The Clash

"Come on, Eileen." (if her name is Eileen) -- Dexy's Midnight Runners

"Why can't this be love?" -- Van Halen

"You should be dancing." -- Bee Gees

"Cocaine?" -- Eric Clapton

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