Because sometimes you need a dictionary...
21,500= Pissing in the wind
Strategy = Pin the Tail on the Donkey
Mission Accomplished=Premature Evacuation
Sectarian violence=Civil war
Civil unrest= Sectarian violence
Sectarian violence=Civil war
Caesarian section=Shouldn't be taught in schools
New plan= Sweeps are over; rerun
Iraq Study Group= Milli Vanilli
Reviewed all options=Iraq, paper, scissors
Not open ended= The Grand Canyon
New resolve= Eight vacations
Success that hasn't happened yet=Cubs win the World Series
I'll only put it in halfway= Number of troops first sent to
Iraq
You don't look fat in those pants= Moo!
Not winning, not losing= Losing
Last chance for Iraq = Ms. Schiavo definitely has brain activity
Tourists, Woronterr = Fear! Fear! Fear!
Make Americans safer= Fear! Fear! Fear!
Make Americans safer= But not with condoms
Domestic wiretapping= Fear! Fear! Fear!
Habeus Corpus= So 1776
9/11= 9/11
Family values = One million Iraqi dead
Abortion is murder= One million Iraqi dead
Stem cell research is murder=Three thousand Americans dead
Culture of life=Three thousand Americans dead
Iraqis are free=Except the women
Clear Skies Initiative= Roll back energy plant emissions standards
Healthy Forests Initiative= Clear cutting forests
Clear Iraqi neighborhoods=Clear Neighborhoods Initiative
Energy Independence= No minimum MPG standards
Iraqi Independence=No minimum IED standards
The check is in the mail= And your grandchildren are
going to have to make it good
To step back now would force a collapse of the Iraqi government and result in mass killings on an unimaginable scale= I thought I was stepping on the brake, officer
Sacrifice more young men and women= Not my kids
Another 6.6 Billion = Not my money
Prime Minister Maliki=Queen Elizabeth
Moqtada al Sadr=Tony Blair
Al Qaeda in Iraq=Player to be named later
Shia "insurgents"= Half the seats in Iraqi parliament
I'm the Decider = Let the Democrats come up with a
plan
Rebuild Iraq= Not rebuild New Orleans
Prosperity= Halliburton, Bechtel
Accountability= Dennis Hastert
Feasibility= Cubs win the World Series
Co- operation = Talk to the hand
My Fellow Americans=Evangelical base
Support for Israel= Getting Christ's room ready
No timetables= No timetables
Affordable health care= One million new uninsured this year
Booming homeownership=Balloon mortgages for poor people
Home ownership= Foreclosure
My presidency= Foreclosure
Bring the troops home, for closure
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