Unfortunately, we can't all be this guy.
And as much as we'd like to imagine we're this:
We're really this.
There's a whole other level of patriotism gone wrong, as this kid demonstrates.
But probably the worst way to be patriotic is to support the country that used to own us...
...Or the one that currently does.
At least you're not this guy:
Or these soldiers, who have no idea who is on U.S. currency.
How did this become a thing??
Source: JD Jansen
Some people don't understand what "Made in America" means:
And some people are just assholes about it.
But despite everything, a simple truth remains:
Source: Flickr user Shaebay