Unfortunately, we can't all be this guy.Source: Minus.com
And as much as we'd like to imagine we're this:Source: Giphy
We're really this.Source: justasinsane.tumblr.com
There's a whole other level of patriotism gone wrong, as this kid demonstrates.
But probably the worst way to be patriotic is to support the country that used to own us...Source: Imgur
...Or the one that currently does.Source: Imgur
At least you're not this guy:Source: Owned.com
Or these soldiers, who have no idea who is on U.S. currency.
How did this become a thing??Source: JD Jansen
Some people don't understand what "Made in America" means:Source: Failblog
And some people are just assholes about it.Source: Failblog
But despite everything, a simple truth remains:Source: Flickr user Shaebay