With Valentine’s Day in the air, attention is often lavished on the fairer sex. That's not what this post is about.
There are various websites dedicated to bringing you every example of your favorite actress's nude scenes in film, red carpet “wardrobe malfunctions” and limo-exiting crotch shots. However, there is considerably less information for those looking for a glimpse of full frontal male nudity.
This is especially surprising considering the amount of full-frontal nudity that exists in Hollywood films, and the caliber of the many actors who have shown off their little guy on the big screen: Richard Gere, Kevin Bacon and Jason Segel, to name just a few. There are also those actors who seem to actively seek out roles that require them to drop trou. Harvey Keitel has bared his bits in at least four films and is even rumored to have been thrown off Stanley Kubrick’s "Eyes Wide Shut" for taking his method acting too far with Nicole Kidman. Ewan McGregor, known as "Hollywood’s most naked actor," has appeared naked in at least five movies. There are actors such as Michael Fassbender and Vincent Gallo whose members become more famous than the films in which they star.
This Valentines Day, we have compiled the above HIGHLY NSFW montage as a tribute to phalli on film. They are not always big, they’re not always handsome and some of them may even frighten you. But the actors attached to them were brave enough to bare all and for that, we salute them.
Video produced by Amber Genuske and Oliver Noble
Full list of movies in the order of their appearance:
Shame (2011)
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)
Quills (2000)
Bad Lieutenant (1992)
The Indian Runner (1991)
American Gigolo (1980)
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
Wild Things (1998)
Any Given Sunday (1999)
Young Adam (2003)
Trainspotting (1996)
In the Cut (2003)
Hall Pass (2011)
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Ulysses' Gaze (1995)
American Reunion (2012)
Taking Woodstock (2009)
EuroTrip (2004)
Art School Confidential (2006)
The Piano (1993)
Kinsey (2004)
2 Days in Paris (2007)
A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011)
Watchmen (2009)
Your Highness (2011)
Jackass Number Two (2006)
Basket Case (1982)
Sideways (2004)
Russian Dolls (2005)
Velvet Goldmine (1998)
Observe and Report (2009)
The Fisher King (1991)
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Brüno (2009)
American Animal (2011)
I'm Still Here (2010)
Y Tu Mamá También (2001)
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
Super Troopers (2001)
Eastern Promises (2007)
Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005)
Bronson (2008)
Who's That Knocking at My Door (1967)
The Pillow Book (1996)
Rust and Bone (2012)
The Dreamers (2003)
The Crying Game (1992)
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
The Brown Bunny (2003)
Boogie Nights (1997)