The 12 C*** of Christmas (PHOTOS)

The lights are up, the halls are decked, and all the different types of c*** are out to play. 'Tis the season to be merry and joyous--everything despised by the typical c***. Unwanted petting, loads of strangers, and all that noise. Whatever happened to nothing stirring, not even a mouse?
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The lights are up, the halls are decked, and all the different types of c*** are out to play. 'Tis the season to be merry and joyous--everything despised by the typical c***. Unwanted petting, loads of strangers, and all that noise. Whatever happened to nothing stirring, not even a mouse?

But what the Grinchy c*** and other Scrooges need to realize is there's plenty for them to enjoy. Think of all the fun that comes with the seasonal trimming--plenty of balls to play with. Why be naughty c***, when you can be nice? Time to retract the claws on Mr. Clause and enjoy the December festivities.

Just in time for the holidays and certain to put a smile on the face of even the nastiest c*** on your list, The C-Word's put together a photo collection of everyone's two favorite c-words: Christmas and cats.

Brendan O'Neill is the author of the new book The C-Word.

Ho, Ho, Ho! C***, C***, C***!

The 12 C*** Of Christmas

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