Patton Oswalt For Poet Laureate (VIDEO)

Patton Oswalt For Poet Laureate (VIDEO)

E Hamish Plumbrick (aka Patton Oswalt), a thrice published poet, thinks he and not Kay Ryan should be the Poet Laureate of the United States. He says she is missing the gravitas and chin-waddle required to be great.

Plumbrick's poetry is both deeply sensual and deeply disturbing describing a woman as having nipples "like pig dicks in a cyclone."

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