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Three Quick Pitches for President George Bush's Primetime Farewell

Feb 12, 2009 | Updated May 25, 2011

1) George wakes up in bed with Bob Newhart. It's all been a dream.

2) George wakes up in a shower with Patrick Duffy. It's all been a dream.

3) In a hilarious yet edgy series finale, George and the gang are put on trial for their assorted war crimes. George and the gang are sent to prison. Hilarity ensures.