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01/13/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

The RNC Double Dactyl

"Deus lo volt, bitches!"
Apoplectic Republicans
Swore jihad on cosmopolites
Who drink lattes of hell

Jihad, too, on matters
Edumacational:
U-S-A!, they believe,
Is all you should spell.