The RNC Double Dactyl

The RNC Double Dactyl
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"Deus lo volt, bitches!"
Apoplectic Republicans
Swore jihad on cosmopolites
Who drink lattes of hell

Jihad, too, on matters
Edumacational:
U-S-A!, they believe,
Is all you should spell.

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